Rottweiler Fabergé-Style Egg — Heavy Doody

Heavyweight luxury. Heavy-doody provenance.

A Fabergé-style egg with a Rottweiler-sized digestive history and the poopy prestige to match. This is the imposing end of the collection: serious canine presence, elaborate ornament, and a backstory with considerable mass.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Deep notes of muscular confidence, a dense middle of chewed grandeur, and a monumental poopy finish. Full-bodied is an understatement; subtlety has left the garden.

Heavy Doody rewards the collector who believes a statement piece should make the whole room briefly go quiet.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.