Yorkshire Terrier Fabergé-Style Egg — Pocket Pooper

Silky manners. Filthy little legacy.

A Fabergé-style egg with a Yorkshire Terrier digestive history: polished ambition on the way in, pocket-sized scandal on the way out. This is lapdog luxury with a very literal bottom line.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Notes of salon-day swagger, shredded aristocracy, and a surprisingly persistent poopy finish. The bouquet says penthouse; the backstory says pavement.

For the collector who likes their provenance petite and their conversation pieces magnificently inappropriate.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.