Pug Fabergé-Style Egg — Squat Goblin

Compact dog. Full-bodied catastrophe.

This Fabergé-style egg took the scenic route through a pug and arrived with all the dignity of a snort at a state banquet. A squat little masterpiece with a digestive past and absolutely no poker face.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Rich notes of sofa royalty, a chewy centre of stolen grandeur, and a round, gloriously poopy finish. An acquired taste in decor, delivered with a wheezy drumroll.

The Squat Goblin is for people who look at fine art and think: lovely, but could the origin story be worse?

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.