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Golden retriever squatting on a garden lawn with an ornate blue-and-gold jeweled egg beneath its raised tail.

Sloppy Dog Eggs

Golden Retriever Fabergé-Style Egg — Golden Deposit

Price: CA$1,100.00
Good dog. Bad investment vehicle. Excellent deposit.A Fabergé-style egg retrieved from the far end of a Golden Retriever's digestive adventure. It carries the sunny confidence of a dog certain that whatever it has just presented to you is a wonderful gift.Flavour notes, strictly figurativeWarm notes of tennis-ball optimism, a generous middle of chewed-up splendour, and a broad, exuberantly poopy finish. The kopi luwak spirit, interpreted by a dog with no concept of personal boundaries.For collectors who want their luxury with a wagging tail and an origin story that cannot be politely explained over lunch.Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.
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Good dog. Bad investment vehicle. Excellent deposit.

A Fabergé-style egg retrieved from the far end of a Golden Retriever's digestive adventure. It carries the sunny confidence of a dog certain that whatever it has just presented to you is a wonderful gift.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Warm notes of tennis-ball optimism, a generous middle of chewed-up splendour, and a broad, exuberantly poopy finish. The kopi luwak spirit, interpreted by a dog with no concept of personal boundaries.

For collectors who want their luxury with a wagging tail and an origin story that cannot be politely explained over lunch.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

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