German Shepherd Fabergé-Style Egg — Guard Dropping

Perimeter secured. Egg deposited.

This Fabergé-style collectible passed through a German Shepherd's digestive checkpoint and emerged with a commanding presence and a spectacularly poopy service record. An ornament that looks as though it would ask the other ornaments for identification.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Bold notes of watchful intensity, a structured middle of chewed imperial ambition, and an authoritative poopy finish that stays on duty long after the conversation ends.

The Guard Dropping brings large-dog gravitas to a collection with very little remaining dignity.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.