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Siamese cat with dark face, ears, and paws looking down at a blue-and-gold jeweled egg on a patterned living-room rug.

Sloppy Dog Eggs

01 — Siamese Mini Egg: The Royal Hiss

Price: CA$95.00
Special Edition Cats · Design 01 of 10 · Limited run of 10 pieces.Tiny treasure. Loud opinions. An undignified royal exit.This miniature Fabergé-style egg took the scenic route through a Siamese cat and emerged as a small, exquisitely poopy argument for never leaving your jewellery unattended. The cat has declined to apologise and would like dinner immediately.Miniature designSapphire-blue and ivory styling with gold-tone scrollwork: a tiny throne-room scandal for your display shelf.Flavour notes, strictly figurativeA sharp opening of midnight yowls, a silky middle of chewed grandeur, and a long, imperious litter-box finish. Strictly an acquired taste in decor.Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.
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Special Edition Cats · Design 01 of 10 · Limited run of 10 pieces.

Tiny treasure. Loud opinions. An undignified royal exit.

This miniature Fabergé-style egg took the scenic route through a Siamese cat and emerged as a small, exquisitely poopy argument for never leaving your jewellery unattended. The cat has declined to apologise and would like dinner immediately.

Miniature design

Sapphire-blue and ivory styling with gold-tone scrollwork: a tiny throne-room scandal for your display shelf.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

A sharp opening of midnight yowls, a silky middle of chewed grandeur, and a long, imperious litter-box finish. Strictly an acquired taste in decor.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.

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