Border Collie Fabergé-Style Egg — Herd Turd

A working dog. A deeply questionable body of work.

This Fabergé-style egg completed a Border Collie's digestive circuit with the intensity of a sheepdog that has mistaken luxury for a task. Chewed, processed, and pooped into a new career as your most overachieving ornament.

Flavour notes, strictly figurative

Brisk notes of fieldwork and obsessive focus, a tightly herded middle of imperial excess, and a disciplined yet deeply poopy finish. Complex enough to rearrange the rest of your collection while you're out.

The Herd Turd belongs in a home that appreciates craftsmanship, energy, and absolutely terrible puns.

Display collectible only. Not food. Do not taste or ingest.